As you know, Halloween is the one time of the year that girls can dress completely slutty and get away with it. This Halloween was not an exception. I raked my brains thinking up scandalous Halloween get-ups to out-shine the other girls aka the rivals for potentials FECs. I went to the local DI and my closet to piece together the prize winner. Much to my dismay, the other girls' costumes were a notch above mine on the attractiveness meter. Why didn't I think of being a Victoria's Secret Angel or a Pussycat doll. Those ideas never dawned on me!! Instead, this is what I came up with. As you can tell I changed multiple times to try to get the ensemble just right. After all, Halloween is only once a year! I had to put all cards on the table.
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| Attempt 1: Pumped to be a Zoob! I love BYU, sneakers with skirts, boy scouts, family heritage jubilee, nauvoo, biking, mom shorts, bows, marriage, and Jimmer. |
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| Attempt Failed. |
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| Attempt 2: I decided to make a complete 180. I turned to druggie/dirty/goth. I thought I looked edgy. |
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| Attempt 3: Two is better than one- Siamese Twins. Downside- I couldn't walk let alone dance! No boy would come up and dance with us. Braiding our hair together ... built in third wheel and pain. |
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| Attempt 4: Fruit of the Loom. The lemon is my hometeacher. I saw him and his pals at the dance. Later that night I texted him and said, "remember when you asked if I needed anything...I want to borrow your grape suit" I did not get a follow up text from either of these strapping young fruits. |
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Can't say I didn't try.
Yours,
Shockingly Still Single (please note the clever alliteration)
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